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		<title>NFL Fines Nature For Virginia Earthquake</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[VANDER BITES - In his continued effort to reduce violent collisions, NFL commissioner Roger Goodell levied a $100k fine against Mother Nature for the recent Virginia earthquake... [more]]]></description>
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		<title>Cam Newton&#8217;s Dad Demands Raise</title>
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		<title>Brett Favre Retires From Cell Phones</title>
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		<title>Tiger Woods: &#8220;My Divorice Will Help My Game&#8230; And My Golfing&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Aug 2010 06:24:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Deneen Shot Down By F-16s</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Feb 2010 18:48:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lee Vander Boegh</dc:creator>
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