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		<title>Iran Shoots Down Santa</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Dec 2011 20:31:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[VANDER BITES - Within days of shooting down a top secret U.S. drone spy plaen, Iran's anti-aircraft defenses scored another high value target this afternoon: Kris Kringle...]]></description>
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		<title>Tea Party Occupies Occupy Wall Street</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[VANDER BITES - Fearing declining popularity amongst the newest American voting block, the "Shouters," the Tea Party has began occupying the Occupy Wall Street protests...]]></description>
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		<title>S&amp;P Downgrades US Debt To &#8220;Lazy Teenager&#8221;</title>
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		<title>John McGee: &#8220;Duh, Winning&#8221;</title>
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		<title>Anthony Weiner Becomes New iPhone Pitchman</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Jun 2011 23:22:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lee Vander Boegh</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[VANDER BITES - Rep. Anthony Weiner's lewd cell phone photos may have cost him his political future, but they helped land him a coveted spokesman gig with Apple's iPhone department... [more]]]></description>
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