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		<title>BP Hires Dell Tech Support For Media Relations</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Jul 2010 22:16:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Unable to keep up with increasing media requests regarding its catastrophic Gulf Coast oil well failure, BP has announced it will send all incoming calls through Dell's technical support department... [read more]]]></description>
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		<title>Arizona Immigration Reform Expanded To Include The Elderly</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 26 May 2010 07:12:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lee Vander Boegh</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[VANDER BITES - The Grand Canyon State has defined another enemy in its tough stance against illegal immigration: Snow Birds... [read more]]]></description>
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		<title>Alec Baldwin To Soak Up Gulf Oil Spill With His Hair</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 17 May 2010 17:57:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Obama Picks Magic 8 Ball For Supreme Court</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 10 May 2010 16:41:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Jesus Spotted In Health Care Reform Bill</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Mar 2010 21:45:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lee Vander Boegh</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[VANDER BITES: Just hours after its historic passage, the fiercely-debated health care reform bill has picked up some unlikely allies: The Religious Right... [read more]]]></description>
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