Vander Bites

February 2010

• Drew Brees’s Son Calls Winning Superbowl Play

October 2009

• Balloon Prank Was Part Of A Reality Show

September 2009

• Boise State, Oregon Football Punch Declared A Hoax

August 2009

• U.S. Dumps Wyoming With “Cash For Clunkers”

July 2009

• Palin Joins Van Halen

May 2009

• CDC Warns of Chrysler Flu Epidemic

April 2009

• Somalian “Pirates of Penzance” to Open in June

March 2009

• AIG Outsources Wasteful Spending
• Bernanke: Let’s Sell Wall Street

February 2009

• Christian Bale to Replace Judge Judy
• Favre Retires from Retiring
• Phelps Cited for Swimming While Intoxicated

January 2009

• Salmonella Update: FDA Recalls Butter, Golf Putters
• Tom Brady to Perform at Super Bowl Halftime
• Madoff Joins Amway

December 2008

• Guns ‘N Roses Album Causes Chinese Government Reform
• Illinois Senate Seat Available On Ebay

November 2008

• Bush Seeks Unemployment Compensation
• Obama Wins First Election Determined By BCS College Football System
• McCain: “Don’t Vote”