Vander Bites

July 2010

• BP Hires Dell Tech Support For Media Relations

June 2010

• Unemployment Officers Laid Off

May 2010

• Arizona Immigration Reform Expanded To Include The Elderly
• Alec Baldwin To Soak Up Gulf Oil Spill With His Hair
• Obama Picks Magic 8 Ball For Supreme Court

March 2010

• Ricky Martin: “I’m Not Puerto Rican”
• Jesus Spotted In Health Care Reform Bill

February 2010

• Deneen Shot Down By F-16s
• Drew Brees’s Son Calls Winning Superbowl Play

October 2009

• Balloon Prank Was Part Of A Reality Show

September 2009

• Boise State, Oregon Football Punch Declared A Hoax

August 2009

• U.S. Dumps Wyoming With “Cash For Clunkers”

July 2009

• Palin Joins Van Halen

May 2009

• CDC Warns of Chrysler Flu Epidemic

April 2009

• Somalian “Pirates of Penzance” to Open in June

March 2009

• AIG Outsources Wasteful Spending
• Bernanke: Let’s Sell Wall Street

February 2009

• Christian Bale to Replace Judge Judy
• Favre Retires from Retiring
• Phelps Cited for Swimming While Intoxicated