Vander Bites

November 2011

• Tea Party Occupies Occupy Wall Street

August 2011

• NFL Fines Nature For Virginia Earthquake
• S&P Downgrades US Debt To “Lazy Teenager”

June 2011

• John McGee: “Duh, Winning”
• Anthony Weiner Becomes New iPhone Pitchman

May 2011

• Coming Rapture Prompts “Biggest Marti Gras Ever” In New Orleans

February 2011

• Egyptian Protests Create Big Profits For Traffic Reporters

January 2011

• New Da Vinci Code: The Search For Obama’s Birth Certificate
• Cam Newton’s Dad Demands Raise

November 2010

• Al Qaeda Restocks During Cyber Monday
• Democrats Sent Home On “Voting With The Stars”

October 2010

• Wikileaks Reveals Mismanagement Of The War Of 1812
• Brett Favre Retires From Cell Phones
• Angry Treasurer Candidate To Star In “Full Metal Jacket 2″

August 2010

• Tiger Woods: “My Divorice Will Help My Game… And My Golfing”

July 2010

• BP Hires Dell Tech Support For Media Relations

June 2010

• Unemployment Officers Laid Off

May 2010

• Arizona Immigration Reform Expanded To Include The Elderly
• Alec Baldwin To Soak Up Gulf Oil Spill With His Hair
• Obama Picks Magic 8 Ball For Supreme Court