Iran Shoots Down Santa (0)
12/23/11 •
VANDER BITES – Within days of shooting down a top secret U.S. drone spy plaen, Iran’s anti-aircraft defenses scored another high value target this afternoon: Kris Kringle…
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Tea Party Occupies Occupy Wall Street (0)
11/18/11 •
VANDER BITES – Fearing declining popularity amongst the newest American voting block, the “Shouters,” the Tea Party has began occupying the Occupy Wall Street protests…
NFL Fines Nature For Virginia Earthquake (0)
8/23/11 •
VANDER BITES – In his continued effort to reduce violent collisions, NFL commissioner Roger Goodell levied a $100k fine against Mother Nature for the recent Virginia earthquake… [more]
S&P Downgrades US Debt To “Lazy Teenager” (0)
8/17/11 •
VANDER BITES – In another blow to the ailing US economy, Standards & Poor’s downgraded the country’s debt rating to that of a degenerate adolescent… [more]
John McGee: “Duh, Winning” (1)
6/21/11 •
VANDER BITES – Idaho Sen. John McGee’s recent drunken arrest is “all part of a bigger plan,” according to his newest political adviser, Hollywood playboy Charlie Sheen… [more]
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